Hi, Lopez here. I don't know who the folks are who write things about me or the show in the posts and I have no control over them. I'm sorry!
We had a good time with Gary this morning. He's a great psychic. I asked him if I would be eating candy later today and he said yes. Guess what! I did! Already! How cool is that!
If you look online for fashion tips from Fashion Week in New York, don't follow them! All the pictures I've seen are of the ugliest clothes EVER! I don't get who would wear this stuff. It's all so hideous. I'm all for jeans and a t-shirt. If your dress is all fluffy like sea-foam, no thanks! I do LOVE that color though. :)
I saw the coolest thing yesterday at the gym. Somebody has a license plate with "The Borg" written on it. How cool is that! You don't know who the Borg are??????!!!!!! That means you haven't watched enough Star Trek. If the Borg are here on earth, we better watch out because "resistance in futile."
Don't forget to listen for our Big E food song tomorrow. It's called "When Dina Eats" and it's awesome.
I'm out for today. I've got a few fun things ready to post for the next few days, so keep an eye out!
I have to go set my phasers to stun.
Enjoy!
-Lopez
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The 11th Husband....
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin".
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times.?"
"Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
"Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.
"Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
"Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
"Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method.
"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
"Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.
"Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.
"Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was........ God I miss him.
" But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".
"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?
"Your're with the "GOVERNMENT"..
This time I KNOW I'M gonna get
SCREWED ."
Hey Lopez,
Isn't it Resistance iS futile?
Is that a typo or an in-joke I am too nerdy to get?
Zan
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