Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Decepticons!!!!! NO!!!!!!!

Hi folks. Lopez here, but when I'm a transformer, they call me Optimus Lame.

Check out this site:
http://optimus.transformersmovie.com/

You can email people a message warning them of a Decepticon invasion! I sent one to Dina saying her husband was a Decepticon. I think I actually scared her a little bit.

Don't know if you're living with a Decepticon? Well, let me help you out. If they transform into a bulldozer, stealth jet or tank, they might be a Decepticon.

Also, if they stick to purple colors, that might be a hint.

Finally, if they talk about stealing the power of the Allspark and taking over the world, then they're either hungry for some microwave nuggets or they're a Decepticon.

Seriously, doctors have proven that folks craving microwavable chicken nuggets act like Decepticons. Don't look at me that way. I just report the truth.

I'm off to transform into Chuck Norris.

chiktchuktchukchickchick (that is the sound of transforming)

darn it...didn't work...again...

Enjoy!

-Lopez

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Are you going to teach Chris how to do the Blog so he can take over the Blog now? We need a change around here...

Anonymous said...

Lopez -

I think you've got more than enough snap, crackle and pop to keep me happy and entertained.

:)

Anonymous said...

Yeah, but as his gf i would expect u to say that!!!