Spice-Force One Powers Activate

Hi! Lopez here!

The Spice Girls are on tour. I'm sure you're excited. We talked about their tour plane this morning. They call it "Spice-Force One". That sounds like a cartoon to me! Wanna hear my pitch? I knew you would.

Ok, so the Spice Girls are just your regular, everyday international pop star group at night, but during the day, they are international spies with super powers!

They each have a pink communicator on their arms and when the United Nations needs them to solve crime, their communicators start to sing "Tell me what you want, what you really, really want".

They shout their battle cry, "Spice-Force Powers Activate!" (I swear I didn't steal that from the Wonder Twins) And they each have powers related to their name.

Posh Spice: She can zap you with "Fashion Rays" that come out of her eyes. When you get hit, you are wearing hip, new clothes.

Baby Spice: She screams with her fearsome "Baby Cry" which can make even the toughest man cry for his mommy.

Scary Spice: Just look at her. One look and you run away frightened. She doesn't even have to change or anything.

Sporty Spice: She can challenge anyone to any sport and win. You don't know why this rocks? Here's an example:

International Jewel Thief: Ok, Sporty, I challenge you to a game of basketball. If you win, I surrender. If I win, I get to go free.

Sporty: You're on!

The End. Because she always wins!

Ginger Spice: She can use the amazing powers of ginger to soothe a sore throat. Well, I hear ginger is good for that sort of thing. It's in tea and stuff. She might throw a lemon at you to help too. She doesn't really do much. She just usually drives the Spice-Mobile or something.

How about that! Awesome idea, I know. I should sell it. Can you imagine the marketing possibilities? I bet they'll pay me millions of dollars for this brilliant idea. It will be on Saturday morning cartoons before you know it.

I trust you all not to steal it.

I have to go make my millions.

Spice-Force Powers Activate!

Enjoy!

-Lopez