Hey folks. Regular Lopez here.
I say regular because Groovy Lopez was in the studio this morning. I don't know if you heard it, but you must have seen his hair. It's such a large fro that it is one of three things visible from space. The other two are the great wall of China and my awesomeness.
If you've never met Groovy, he's a distant cousin of mine and looks like he just walked out of the 70's. He smells of Hai Karate and knows how to get the ladies. He's much too cool for me.
He's been gone so long because he was on a mercy mission to help save small countries with children starving for grooviness. Did you know that for the price of a cup of coffee a day, you can give a child the feeling of being groovy? You can adopt an ungroovy child and help him or her get the groove back in their life. We'll send you pictures to show you the progress of their fro and you can watch them get taller as they get more inches added to their platform shoes. It brings a tear to you eye, doesn't it?
Groovy knows the ladies like a man who gives back to the world. He's not selfish. He'll share his grooviness.
I think that's all for today. I'm off to learn some moves from the master.
Enjoy!
-Lopez
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I wish I could wake up with Groovy every morning!
Lopez - Can you please try and have your cousin visit the show a little more often? Even though he's off spreading grooviness to the rest of the world - Western Mass needs a little bit of his lovin' too!
Any chance he'll be at the Costume Party?
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