Lopez here and I think I'm getting recalled. I contain too much lead! AND I cause salmonella. I've also been known to cause lethal amounts of awesomeness. Dangerous stuff.
So, infant medicine is getting recalled for "accidental overdose". That's an odd recall. I mean, shouldn't we recall cigarettes for "accidental cancer"? If you use the medicine correctly, then you shouldn't have a problem, right? You can't even say that about cigarettes. Weird recalls.
And something so innocent like Chicken Pot Pie! Say it ain't so! What is going on in the world?
I think there was a recall on my biceps because I don't have any. I swear I should have them. They must have contained to much lead as well. Get it. Like "going to the gun show", so they're guns and bullets and stuff? Riiiiiiight. This is just getting crazy.
We've got a new secret sound on Monday morning and I'm sure there will be more recalls. Hopefully our weekends won't be recalled.
I'm off to check my apt. for lead.
Enjoy!
-Lopez
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