weird vacations

Hey folks. Lopez here and I am NOT going on vacation anytime soon. BUT, if I had the option, I might go to Hawaii or Alaska or someplace different. How about you?

I was talking to a friend of mine from Albany and he told me that his wife used to go to Holyoke for vacation when she was younger. Now, I love Holyoke and think it's fantastic, but I would not think if it as a vacation spot, would you?

Yeah, her parents used to go to a hotel in Holyoke that had those magic fingers and if the kids were good, they got a shiny quarter to fire that puppy up. Wooooo!!!!!

Now, this wasn't just a one time thing. They did this about four times in her life. It sounds strange to me, but I guess if that's what you want to do, I'm not going to stop you.

I don't know. Maybe I shouldn't make fun. I've never actually used a magic fingers bed. Maybe Holyoke would be my vacation spot if I gave it a try.

Please don't hate me if you're from Holyoke. I still love you! I will visit regularly and enjoy all you have to offer. I just don't think I'll spend a week there for my vacation.

If it makes you feel any better, I live in West Springfield and I wouldn't spend a week there for vacation. I think it's a great town, but again, not a vacation hot spot.

OK...Well...I think I'm just digging myself deeper and deeper into a hole. Everybody is going to hate me soon. I'll just quit while I'm only six feet deep...crud...that's about all they need to finish me off...

...help....gulp....

-Lopez