Hi! Lopez here!
The Spice Girls are on tour. I'm sure you're excited. We talked about their tour plane this morning. They call it "Spice-Force One". That sounds like a cartoon to me! Wanna hear my pitch? I knew you would.
Ok, so the Spice Girls are just your regular, everyday international pop star group at night, but during the day, they are international spies with super powers!
They each have a pink communicator on their arms and when the United Nations needs them to solve crime, their communicators start to sing "Tell me what you want, what you really, really want".
They shout their battle cry, "Spice-Force Powers Activate!" (I swear I didn't steal that from the Wonder Twins) And they each have powers related to their name.
Posh Spice: She can zap you with "Fashion Rays" that come out of her eyes. When you get hit, you are wearing hip, new clothes.
Baby Spice: She screams with her fearsome "Baby Cry" which can make even the toughest man cry for his mommy.
Scary Spice: Just look at her. One look and you run away frightened. She doesn't even have to change or anything.
Sporty Spice: She can challenge anyone to any sport and win. You don't know why this rocks? Here's an example:
International Jewel Thief: Ok, Sporty, I challenge you to a game of basketball. If you win, I surrender. If I win, I get to go free.
Sporty: You're on!
The End. Because she always wins!
Ginger Spice: She can use the amazing powers of ginger to soothe a sore throat. Well, I hear ginger is good for that sort of thing. It's in tea and stuff. She might throw a lemon at you to help too. She doesn't really do much. She just usually drives the Spice-Mobile or something.
How about that! Awesome idea, I know. I should sell it. Can you imagine the marketing possibilities? I bet they'll pay me millions of dollars for this brilliant idea. It will be on Saturday morning cartoons before you know it.
I trust you all not to steal it.
I have to go make my millions.
Spice-Force Powers Activate!
Enjoy!
-Lopez
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Tuesday, October 9, 2007
WMAS gets its Groove Back!
Hey folks. Regular Lopez here.
I say regular because Groovy Lopez was in the studio this morning. I don't know if you heard it, but you must have seen his hair. It's such a large fro that it is one of three things visible from space. The other two are the great wall of China and my awesomeness.
If you've never met Groovy, he's a distant cousin of mine and looks like he just walked out of the 70's. He smells of Hai Karate and knows how to get the ladies. He's much too cool for me.
He's been gone so long because he was on a mercy mission to help save small countries with children starving for grooviness. Did you know that for the price of a cup of coffee a day, you can give a child the feeling of being groovy? You can adopt an ungroovy child and help him or her get the groove back in their life. We'll send you pictures to show you the progress of their fro and you can watch them get taller as they get more inches added to their platform shoes. It brings a tear to you eye, doesn't it?
Groovy knows the ladies like a man who gives back to the world. He's not selfish. He'll share his grooviness.
I think that's all for today. I'm off to learn some moves from the master.
Enjoy!
-Lopez
I say regular because Groovy Lopez was in the studio this morning. I don't know if you heard it, but you must have seen his hair. It's such a large fro that it is one of three things visible from space. The other two are the great wall of China and my awesomeness.
If you've never met Groovy, he's a distant cousin of mine and looks like he just walked out of the 70's. He smells of Hai Karate and knows how to get the ladies. He's much too cool for me.
He's been gone so long because he was on a mercy mission to help save small countries with children starving for grooviness. Did you know that for the price of a cup of coffee a day, you can give a child the feeling of being groovy? You can adopt an ungroovy child and help him or her get the groove back in their life. We'll send you pictures to show you the progress of their fro and you can watch them get taller as they get more inches added to their platform shoes. It brings a tear to you eye, doesn't it?
Groovy knows the ladies like a man who gives back to the world. He's not selfish. He'll share his grooviness.
I think that's all for today. I'm off to learn some moves from the master.
Enjoy!
-Lopez
Monday, October 8, 2007
The Bar
Hey folks, Lopez here.
Ok, so the conundrum wanted to find out what soap, granola and candy had in common. The answer is that they are all bars. Some people got it right away, but others, like me, did not.
I can get all those things in other forms that are not bar-like. I agree that they do all come in bar form, but I didn't think of that right away because when I think of candy, I think of gummy worms. They only become a bar when you leave them in the car to melt, and then let them cool again. That is an awesome snack, but not what I think of right away.
That is all. That is my reasoning for not getting it right away. I'm just telling you it's ok if you didn't get this conundrum right away. We still love you. Even if the "bar folk" are making fun of us.
I talk about candy a lot on this blog, don't I? It's more like the Candy Blog. I wonder if there is a candy blog? That would be awesome. What would be even more awesomer would be a website that showed pictures of candy and you could just reach into the computer and pull it out and eat it. That sounds very Willy Wonka. It also sounds very good. Let's get to work on that.
Ok, that is all for today. I hope you enjoy the Columbus day if you have it off.
I'm going to melt some gummy worms.
Enjoy!
-Lopez
Ok, so the conundrum wanted to find out what soap, granola and candy had in common. The answer is that they are all bars. Some people got it right away, but others, like me, did not.
I can get all those things in other forms that are not bar-like. I agree that they do all come in bar form, but I didn't think of that right away because when I think of candy, I think of gummy worms. They only become a bar when you leave them in the car to melt, and then let them cool again. That is an awesome snack, but not what I think of right away.
That is all. That is my reasoning for not getting it right away. I'm just telling you it's ok if you didn't get this conundrum right away. We still love you. Even if the "bar folk" are making fun of us.
I talk about candy a lot on this blog, don't I? It's more like the Candy Blog. I wonder if there is a candy blog? That would be awesome. What would be even more awesomer would be a website that showed pictures of candy and you could just reach into the computer and pull it out and eat it. That sounds very Willy Wonka. It also sounds very good. Let's get to work on that.
Ok, that is all for today. I hope you enjoy the Columbus day if you have it off.
I'm going to melt some gummy worms.
Enjoy!
-Lopez
Friday, October 5, 2007
Not The Box!
Hi folks. Lopez here.
Did you know Dina keeps old boyfriends in a box? It's true. She said it! We were talking about her first boyfriend and she said she wanted to see what he looked like when they dated and she went to her memory box, which apparently is huge, to see. My first thought was, "Wow...there must be a LOT of pictures of old boyfriends to warrant such a large box." To which Dina replied, "Actually, it's just the old boyfriends." HA! That's scary.
Is it ok to keep a box of memories from old boyfriends? I guess guys might not care as much, but if a girl ever sees pictures of a guy's ex, I'm sure she would give him a stern look.
Anyways, it's Friday! I hope you have wonderful plans for your weekend.
And be careful guys, you don't want Dina putting you in the box.
Oh, and be here for the conundrum at 8:50 on Monday morning. If somebody gets the right answer, there is going to a throw-down. Me versus Dina. It's going to be crazy.
I'm off to get ready for battle.
Enjoy!
-Lopez
Did you know Dina keeps old boyfriends in a box? It's true. She said it! We were talking about her first boyfriend and she said she wanted to see what he looked like when they dated and she went to her memory box, which apparently is huge, to see. My first thought was, "Wow...there must be a LOT of pictures of old boyfriends to warrant such a large box." To which Dina replied, "Actually, it's just the old boyfriends." HA! That's scary.
Is it ok to keep a box of memories from old boyfriends? I guess guys might not care as much, but if a girl ever sees pictures of a guy's ex, I'm sure she would give him a stern look.
Anyways, it's Friday! I hope you have wonderful plans for your weekend.
And be careful guys, you don't want Dina putting you in the box.
Oh, and be here for the conundrum at 8:50 on Monday morning. If somebody gets the right answer, there is going to a throw-down. Me versus Dina. It's going to be crazy.
I'm off to get ready for battle.
Enjoy!
-Lopez
Wednesday, October 3, 2007
see-me-P-O!
With R2D2!
That was at the Big E. Pretty rad, right? He was made out of Lego blocks.
Speaking of being a geek, you should watch "The Big Bang Theory" on CBS. They are so much like me, except I'm not a genius like they are. Though, I have had arguments about Superman and other superheroes just like the guys on the show.
It was funny because I had on my superman pj's and Sheldon was wearing the exact same Superman shirt! Isn't that cool? Yes. Yes it is.
That's all today. I have to save up $300 so I can buy the entire series of Star Trek: The Next Generation on DVD. You can donate to the fund if you'd like. I take cash, personal checks and gold-pressed latinum (it's from Star Trek).
Sorry this post was full of geekness...sometimes I just have to let it out.
I'm off to the holodeck (another Star Trek reference).
Engage! (another one...I'm so sorry!)
-Lopez
Tuesday, October 2, 2007
Crushin'
Hi there! Lopez here! hehe...
I don't know if you've heard, but we're giving away tickets to see Hairspray at the Springfield Symphony Hall. The fun thing is that we are making people tell us about their first crush to win tickets. It's been fun so far. If you want to share your story, please do! I can't give you tickets here, but we'd still love to hear about it!
We also talked about people finishing their holiday shopping already! What!!!!! How can you possibly be done?! Dina is done. It just doesn't make any sense. How does anybody even start before National Bosses Day (Oct. 16)? That's just crazy. Have you finished your holiday shopping already?
I think stores should NOT be allowed to promote more than one holiday at a time. That should be national law. In fact, I am making it a law right now. I studied law-making in college and know that as long as something is written down, it becomes law. That's just the way it works. It seems silly and the reason a lot of laws aren't followed is because of scissors.
That's all I got today. I don't know what I'm rambling about, so I should go.
I'm off to make some new laws. "From this day forth, all candy will be given to Lopez. Thank you."
Enjoy!
-Lopez
I don't know if you've heard, but we're giving away tickets to see Hairspray at the Springfield Symphony Hall. The fun thing is that we are making people tell us about their first crush to win tickets. It's been fun so far. If you want to share your story, please do! I can't give you tickets here, but we'd still love to hear about it!
We also talked about people finishing their holiday shopping already! What!!!!! How can you possibly be done?! Dina is done. It just doesn't make any sense. How does anybody even start before National Bosses Day (Oct. 16)? That's just crazy. Have you finished your holiday shopping already?
I think stores should NOT be allowed to promote more than one holiday at a time. That should be national law. In fact, I am making it a law right now. I studied law-making in college and know that as long as something is written down, it becomes law. That's just the way it works. It seems silly and the reason a lot of laws aren't followed is because of scissors.
That's all I got today. I don't know what I'm rambling about, so I should go.
I'm off to make some new laws. "From this day forth, all candy will be given to Lopez. Thank you."
Enjoy!
-Lopez
Monday, October 1, 2007
The Big E
Hey folks, Lopez here.
I went to the Big E on Friday and had a wonderful time. I've never really gone to get food there before. I went once a few years ago to see Journey play, but that was it. This time I ate and followed Dina's list.
I found out that fried tempura, fried cheese curds, sweet potato fries and New Hampshire kettle corn are all awesome! Those were a few of my favorite things.
I also kicked butt on skee-ball. I had to get 200 to win a prize. My first game was just a warm-up. I got 190. The second game, well, let's just say that I BLEW IT UP! Actually, I picked the machine with the broken winner buzzer. Yeah, so I made up for it with big "Take that Skee-Ball!!!". Then I got a big frog that my date got to carry around.
If you didn't know, there is a finesse to skee-ball. It's a smooth bump off the left side to ricochet into the middle hole. I've got the flava when it comes to skee-ball.
That's my big news. Dina and I fought about Big E food on and off the air. I was not impressed with the Maine baked potato and the cream puff. Dina is convinced that my taste buds are just wrong. They were both good, but nothing special that I can't get anywhere else.
Well, I'm off to skool some skee. I have no idea what that means, but it's fun to say.
Enjoy!
-Lopez
I went to the Big E on Friday and had a wonderful time. I've never really gone to get food there before. I went once a few years ago to see Journey play, but that was it. This time I ate and followed Dina's list.
I found out that fried tempura, fried cheese curds, sweet potato fries and New Hampshire kettle corn are all awesome! Those were a few of my favorite things.
I also kicked butt on skee-ball. I had to get 200 to win a prize. My first game was just a warm-up. I got 190. The second game, well, let's just say that I BLEW IT UP! Actually, I picked the machine with the broken winner buzzer. Yeah, so I made up for it with big "Take that Skee-Ball!!!". Then I got a big frog that my date got to carry around.
If you didn't know, there is a finesse to skee-ball. It's a smooth bump off the left side to ricochet into the middle hole. I've got the flava when it comes to skee-ball.
That's my big news. Dina and I fought about Big E food on and off the air. I was not impressed with the Maine baked potato and the cream puff. Dina is convinced that my taste buds are just wrong. They were both good, but nothing special that I can't get anywhere else.
Well, I'm off to skool some skee. I have no idea what that means, but it's fun to say.
Enjoy!
-Lopez
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